those in parentheses are my comments.. they may sound mean, but hey.  this is just for laughs.

  ---   *** copied as to how it was written   October 1996   To Marjorie          I am not surprise or wander (are you lost? San ka pupunta?) why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and(di ba dapat “or”?) later I'm realize that he really can't not beared (nose bleed ako dito. Can’t na may not pa.) or stomached to be with you anymoe (eenie meeny miney moe!) because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making paki-alam all his walks [lakad](at least dinifine pa niya baka kasi daw gumagapang.)and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that (I didn’t get this or that). And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family(owkaaay…kayo nalang umintindi) and then asking you to exercise you're very, very, very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he know about (he know about?ay tink male ispeleng mo day.). What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan(baka “who” kamo and no, she’s the beautiful girl of Dennis, sinabi mo yun!hahaha)?          Even you are beautiful face (to your think)(to your think daw!) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality (now my head really does hurt.) because I'm never call you names iether in the front or in the backs of Dennis (wow! Dami yatang likod si Dennis!), but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name too(palaban si inday!).          Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED(I think she combined obese and obsessed), OVERWIGHT (uh-huh), AND YOU UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING(now what the hell are you talking about?). You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier(apparently, what you don’t have is a brain.) than you when you look to us in the mirror (wow! Nasa mirro sila ni Dennis? Ayos! Magic mirror?). I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl (nandamay pa!).   Love,(naks! ‘Love’ pa talaga ang panapos!)   The Sexiest Girl of D.M.(yeah! And apparently, also the dumbest!)   P.S. You say that I'm the bad breath but who is Dennis(di mo kilala si Dennis??) want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.(There you go! hahaha)     -this was found at the student's affairs office.

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